Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Husband Down



A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.

“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.” he replies.

“Put them back, we can't afford them.” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.

“It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.

“So does 24 cans of Budweiser - and it's half the price.” he says.

“HUSBAND DOWN!, HUSBAND DOWN!, AISLE 7”
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5 comments:

myevil3yearold said...

poor stupid husband

Miss Em said...

FOCLOMFA....

STUPID....

STUPID....

GASP....

GASP...

Oh guds my sides hurt.

Miss Em

Yankee Girl said...

And the beer will make her husband look better if she has a few. It's win/win.

Ms.Wasteland said...

Were you eavesdropping on The TO and me at WalMart last week?

powdergirl said...

Just surprised she's still not standing there when the picture is taken, laying the boots to the silly fuckers head. Some women give up way too quick.