I loved these. I laughed out loud. I hope I didn't laugh last.
Love it! ...especially the last one...
HA! These were great. I love the first one :)
You're always good for a chuckle! Number four was my personal favorite - only because I have an ex that collected swords!
Good ones, Coffey! I resemble these..lol
#11 is so true around here. There is NEVER a working flashlight in this house.
Murphy is a M.F. I came up with some of my own "laws" in Iraq and Bosnia. The first time my team was going into Falljuah with the Marines, I got my guys up early and told them we MUST go to the mess hall. I told them they had to eat eggs, bacon, sausage, grits, biscuits& gravey, oatmeal, coffee, tea, milk, juice, ceral, and anything else they could get down.My CPL looked at me and asked "why?"I told them: "you can't shit your pants in fear on an empty stomach."
Good stuff.Just remember, its better to be judged by 12, than carried by 6.
I really enjoyed these!! Thanks! #1 was the best!
I like the bright one
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