Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Signs Seen Hanging

Signs seen…:

Over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck:
“Yesterday's Meals on Wheels”
At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
On a Church's Bill board:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
"Best place in town to take a leak."
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"


flying eagle woman said...

LOLOL although I have a heap of chores to do before 4:00 (PST) I paused for a moment to stop by and I'm so glad I did! Thanks for the good midday chuckle:-)

MrsBlogAlot said...

HAAAAA!! Those are great!!!

Miss Em said...

I truly L_O_V_E the last one because it is OH SO TRUE.

Miss Em

CI-Roller Dude said...

My dad had a sign for his business:

Labor rates:

$30 an hour.
If you had somebody else try to fix it first, then called us- $60 an hour.

Dazee Dreamer said...

I loved those. You crack pot

Lickety Splitter said...

My fav: Time wounds all heels. But, I wasn't thinking of heels on shoes, or feet.

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Funny stuff.

I saw one years ago in front of a church that said, "DRIVE LIKE HELL, YOU'LL GET THERE."

myevil3yearold said...

thanks for the laughs

Ducky said...

I love creativity! I'm much more likely to spend money somewhere or give them my business simply because I like their creativity or they've made me laugh.

Yes...that means I'll buy you dinner. You make me laugh

Pamela said...

I like the best: we want tows

Jessica said...

I need to hang "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!" on my front door.

cakeologist said...

Thanks for the laugh. Took me a minute to get the electrical delighted one - I must need more coffee this morning.

Momma Fargo said...

Smart cookies that made those signs...especially like the proctologist for some reason..don't know why...but I spit water on my computer