(Why didn't y'all tell me I had Gold instead of Golf?
I didn't notice because I had to run as soon as I hit send.)
A Sign At The Gold Course:
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
7 comments:
good one,anything mre that 2 shakes and your playing with your self could be added.Just saying.
add "...other than intended target" to number 6 and it could very well be instructions for unloaded some built up frustration against a certain someone whos head you'd love to bash in ;O)
Happy Saturday, Coffeypot!
~AM
Forgot to say don't sit on the green to avoid diseases. Have a great weekend, Coffey!
According to that sign, I'll never be allowed on the course...
I've got nothing to say...absolutely nothing...I hate you for putting me in this situation.
Too many instructions. Guess I'll get a catheter. :)
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