Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Ugly Man Scores Big Time

A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a Draft beer.
 
'What are you so happy about?', asks the Bartender.
 
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man.
 
'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks.  Well, on my way home from the Bar last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the railroad tracks, just like in the films.
 
I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.
 
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time!  We made love all night, all over the house.  We did everything!  Me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
 
'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!', exclaimed the Bartender.
 
'Was she pretty?'
 
 'Dunno...Never found the head!'


***UPDATE***
Ya Know...after thinking about this joke I decided it is a metaphorical joke.  I mean, after all,  aren't men always looking for a little head?

10 comments:

Yankee Girl said...

Oh my! That is all kinds of nasty! I never saw that one coming....I guess the lady didn't either!

j-tony said...

That's funny, but soooo wrong

Momma Fargo said...

*head*desk*

dana said...

Come on.....all men want ya to swallow.

suz said...

Icky icky icky. But funny! Now, go cleanse your mind:

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Coffeypot said...

Yeah, it is gross but funny. And suz, there ain't 'nough soap. The mind is beyond cleansing.

Ms.Wasteland said...

You sicko! That was funny.

Sandra said...

I come by more than you know Mr. Coffeypot. It's just that my comments are always: you're hilarious you sexy man! I figured you'd get tired of it, I didn't want the novelty to wear off. YOu're still my favourite navy guy in the whole wide world! xoxox

myevil3yearold said...

funny and tacky all in one

Onion Girl said...

So this joke is pretty fantastic! I have enjoyed reading your blog!


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