A while back, when I was considerably younger and single, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "But my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?”
I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.
I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "But my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."
I said "Would you care for dessert?”
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8 comments:
Great reply.
Nothing like a gal who puts it all on the table!
...and did you get one?
hilarious.... wish I'd have thought of that and not settled for peanuts and beer. ;)
Haha. I might have to use that line.
snickers.... damn straight :D
TIPS: To Ensure Proper Service. So you PRE-tipped and it worked out? If you reciprocated, did she give back any of that lobster?
Insure
dammit
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