Monday, June 20, 2011

J.W.'s Knock On The Door

There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:

"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the Shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."


Paxford said...


I usually use the "Sorry I'm Catholic" line (for some reason they don't try it on with Papists but Protestants are fair game!)


Mike Golch said...

Good one.My brother-in-law has a great sign on his fence.No Sollisiting,No Witnessing No Kidding,God be with you.

Momma Fargo said...

Ha. I believe it. I just got bothered by one in my patrol car today while I was writing a report. about awkward. The popo couldn't even be mean or scare them away or say no...

Ugh. I hate it when I have to be nice.