Friday, June 24, 2011

More New Definitions















It’s learning time again inside the Ole Coffeypot.  Many words we are familiar with and use every day have new meanings to coincide with our changing lives.  So let’s percolate over a few of them.

Live and learn:

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.


And MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
 

3 comments:

Suz said...

Hey! I have character lines too!

Jamie said...

I have lots of character lines, I am so sorry about your wrinkles, though. :)

Momma Fargo said...

Haha. I know a lot of egotists. I am fighting adulthood.