Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Schnauzer Trimming

A lady found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was excessive hair in the dog's ears. He trimmed and cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear just fine. 

The vet then told her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

She went to the store to buy the "Nair" hair remover.

At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms.”

The pharmacist said, "Oh! Okay! If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days, too."

Exasperated, she replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Oh! Well...uh...Okay, stay off your bicycle for about a week."


Momma Fargo said...

Bwahahaha! Nice one.

Ed said...

Do love a freshly sheared schnauzer.