Friday, June 10, 2011


Nothing here! Nothing Coming To Mind!

This senior shit is getting old…though it is better than being worm food.

I was thinking today that the one thing my generation has that our parents didn’t is open and instant communication. 

We can email our family and friends, text our doctors and get Rx’s filled, pay bills, and meet new people in a matter of seconds, all on-line. 

The dark side of this is our fingers get tied faster than they use to back in the day.  So to help us text with less key strokes, the powers that be came up with a set of texting codes for the seniors.

And you know how I am dedicated to teaching you new and interesting things to make your life easier, I present you with this list of senior text codes.  Now you can communicate with all your old family and friends without them (us…me) having to key so much.

ATD-At The Doctors.
BFF-Best Friend Fell.
BTW-Bring the Wheelchair.
BYOT-Bring Your Own Teeth.
FWIW-Forgot Where I Was.
GHA-Got Heartburn Again.
IMHO-Is My Hearing-Aid On.
GGPBL-Gotta Go;Pacemaker Battery Low
LMDO-Laughing My Dentures Out.
OMSG-Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
OMMR-On My Massage Recliner.
ROFLACGU-Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get… Up.
TTYL-Talk To You Louder.
LSHIPM-Laughing So Hard I Pee`d Myself.

Your welcome!


Mike Golch said...

good ones.

Matty said...

OITIWAF - Ooops, I thought it was a fart

Clueless said...

I love these...hmmm, I understand them too much though!!!

Valerie said...

Considering I refuse to engage in texting with my friends because I'm a 'fuddy duddy' this is fantastic. By the way - I'm getting an excessive amount of traffic from your site - mostly archives from years ago, and the traffic is from places like Pakistan, Russia, Hong Kong, India. I shut down my site overnight and the traffic hits still kept coming, so there's some kind of traffic/spam generator affecting our blogs. May need you to take the link down for my blog for awhile to see if that fixes it? Thanks, Valerie

Miss Em said...

Playing catch...

Now those are hitting just to close to me...duk...don't u know.

Sandra said...

Was blog hopping, and coming across some pretty serious blogs, and I was like, enough of this, I need to laugh. So I came here. You never disappoint! Oh, I know your sexpot mind is thinking something like, "That's a first from a woman's vocab!"

Mrs4444 said...

Did you come up with these? You're not as old as you thought! Nicely done :)

How about: GOFB (Going out for breakfast)