Sunday, July 10, 2011

It's All In How You Say It




















Ole is the Pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:

 
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE!
 
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, "Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"
 
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash and splash.

Shakin' his head, Rev. Ole says "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."
 

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, 'Bridge Out?'"

 

6 comments:

Momma Fargo said...

Ya.sure. you betcha.

Very funny. Love you dissin' my peeps. LOL

T. Roger Thomas said...

You tell 'em and you tell 'em but do they listen? NO!!

AirmanMom said...

Happy Monday!
~AM

Sandra said...

I'm laughing not only at your clever cartoon and joke, but at the fucken hilarious comment you left at my blog this morning. I swear I'm going to devote an entire post to your comments! You leave me in stitches! For sure the funniest man I know!

Coffeypot said...

Wow, Sandra! Thank you, but most would consider me just a wise ass.

Marnie said...

OMG!!! Now that was hilarious! I laughed so hard. The pictures are priceless too. xo