Friday, July 22, 2011


Here is the one word in the English language that can be a Noun, Verb, Adjective, Adverb, and Preposition (and it’s not the ‘F’ word that I wrote about earlier.)
This two-letter word in English has more uses than any other word, and it is 'UP.' 

It's easy to understand UP meaning towards the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?

At a meeting, why does a topic come UP?  Why do we speak UP, and why are the political officers UP for election and why is it UP to the Secretary to write UP a report? 

We call UP our friends, brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver, warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and fix UP the old car1

At other times, this little word has real special meaning.  People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing:  A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP.  We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night. 

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look it UP in the dictionary.  In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions.

If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used.  It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP.  When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing UP.  When it rains, it is soaked UP by the earth.  When it does not rain for a while, things dry UP.  One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP, for now . . . my time is UP!

Oh…one more thing:  What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?


Did that one crack you UP?

Don't screw UP.   Send this on to everyone you look UP in your address book…or not.  It's UP to you. 

Now I'll shut UP!


Pamela said...

what a cut up you are

Sarge Charlie said...

hey coffeypot, can i say "up yours"

Beau's Mom said...

Upwind, downwind, upstream and downstream have always been my kryptonite.

I can never figure out if I want to stand upwind from someone farting or downwind. And if I ever have to drink water from a stream with a dead animal in it, I'll never know which way is upstream or down.

These are the thoughts that fill my brain at 2am.

Yankee Girl said...

wow. That sort of gave me a headache! I have never thought of that before and now I am off to look it up in the dictionary!

CI-Roller Dude said...

There's also the "military" uses of "UP".

Such as when setting up any kind of crew served weapon...when the weapon is ready, the gunner yells out: "Gun Number One UP!"

When out on foot (Like grunts) and the troop near the front needs somebody futher back, like the mahine gunner, the medic etc, he'd yell: "Gunner up!"

And when waking privates up in the barracks, I'd yell: "get the f--- UP."

Coffeypot said...

Pam, yep, and I'm glad y'all put up with me.

Sarge, go ahead, but you will have to wait in ling behind everyone else.

BM, water flows down hill so if you have a dead animal or someone pissing in the water, go UP stream for clean water. Same logic for the air flow.

Yankee Girl, Bone Up on the definitions.

Dude, also, from the old cavalry when heading out, "Saddle Up".

Momma Fargo said...

Fuck Me Up The Ass. Too many ups in there. I'm fed up now. Never using that word again. LOL.