Monday, August 15, 2011

Black Bra
















A Chinese guy goes to a Jewish guy to buy black bras, size 38 D.

The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.  Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish guy is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 D bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Sir, please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."




4 comments:

Mike Golch said...

works for me. I wish I'd of thought of that.

Daffy said...

Only you my wonderful percolator! Only you....

CI-Roller Dude said...

Jesus...I just wiped out another keyboard when I spewed coffee out my nose from laughing my ass off...

Ali said...

Ha Ha velly funny!!!!