Saturday, August 13, 2011

Who-What Was He?




















There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But…
Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But…
Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But…
Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But…
Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But…
Then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But...
The most compelling of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when She was dead, She had to get up because there was still work to do.

5 comments:

Suz said...

For ever and ever, Amen.

Citizen Soldier said...

Now that was good.

Yogi♪♪♪ said...

Amen brother,

CI-Roller Dude said...

Now I don't care who you were, that was funny. Sure to offend most.

Beau's Mom said...

Would you believe he was a black jew? Hey, so was Sammy Davis.

Something to piss off everyone except your readers.