Wednesday, September 07, 2011

The Headache!
















Last night I emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when Judy complained, assss usssuallll, 'I have a headache!’

'Perfect,' I said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with crushed aspirin.   You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

Now I have a headache from the left hook.

3 comments:

Mike Golch said...

well what you expect?they get us comming and going.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Great. Now I've got to change my underwear. I thought at 27, you could still control your bladder while laughing so hard until you can't breathe. :)

For those who hate wordy fuckers like me: This shit's funny!

LOLA said...

Oh Coffeypot, How can I not love you?
And the first two comments are great.
Love,
Lola