Wednesday, September 07, 2011

The Headache!

Last night I emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when Judy complained, assss usssuallll, 'I have a headache!’

'Perfect,' I said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with crushed aspirin.   You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

Now I have a headache from the left hook.


Mike Golch said...

well what you expect?they get us comming and going.

The Writer Currently Known as Rory said...

Great. Now I've got to change my underwear. I thought at 27, you could still control your bladder while laughing so hard until you can't breathe. :)

For those who hate wordy fuckers like me: This shit's funny!

LOLA said...

Oh Coffeypot, How can I not love you?
And the first two comments are great.