Tuesday, September 27, 2011

How To Wash A Toilet

You, my favorite peeps, know how I am always on the lookout for better ways to make our life easier and more meaningful.  So when I found this I simply had to pass it on to you.  It is too much of a time saver not to share.

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the  bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.  You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.  Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.  This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.  Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
 

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.





















Yours Sincerely,

The Dog
 

10 comments:

Mike Golch said...

OH MY LORD!!

Tammy H said...

Perfect idea, even better the cat may not come back.

LOLA said...

I'm laughing as hard as the dog is. All of my dogs have come to the office to see what has Mommy making so much noise.

Love,
Lola

Maxwell said...

This is hilarious - but I will admit that when I saw the post title, I was hoping that it would involve swirlies of long-haired assholes.

AirmanMom said...

I agree with Tammy :)
~AM

Beau's Mom said...

You're being cruel to a lot of pussies lately. Freud could have a field day with you.

dc said...

YOU Dog you!

Golden To Silver Val said...

OMG! I was scared my sense of humor had left me but THIS made me belly laugh out loud. This is funny!!

Suz said...

My dogs would certainly approve!

JoeinVegas said...

Yes, the dog does look like he thinks it's a great idea. I think he just wants a clean water dish.