Monday, September 26, 2011

The Secret of Life

I was out for my morning walk when I noticed the old lady pictured above.   She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"It’s no secret.  I smoke ten cigars a day." she said.  "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.   On weekends, I pop pills, and get laid. Surprisingly,  I don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing!” I said, “How old are you?" 

"Forty," she replied.


Barb said...


Anonymous said...

Damn!! LOL!

Janie Junebug said...

Excellent, as always. I'm doing my snort laugh that makes snot fly out of my nose.