He also invited Coffeypot, the only Redneck friend. The party was held around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Coffeypot was having a great time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ while flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Coffeypot in the pool!
He was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Coffeypot was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Coffeypot and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Coffeypot strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
He then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Coffeypot, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Coffeypot.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about I award you a new Porsche, or a Rolex, or some stock options?'
Again Coffeypot said, “Nope!"
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well then what do you want?'
Coffeypot said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'