Monday, October 03, 2011

SUMBICH!

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.














He also invited Coffeypot, the only Redneck friend.  The party was held around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Coffeypot was having a great time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ while flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash.  Everyone turned around and saw Coffeypot in the pool!
















He was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Coffeypot was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.  Both Coffeypot and the gator were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Coffeypot strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

He then slowly climbed out of the pool.  Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Coffeypot, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want It,' said Coffeypot.


The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.  That was amazing.  How about I award you a new Porsche, or a Rolex, or some stock options?'

Again Coffeypot said, “Nope!"

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well then what do you want?'

Coffeypot said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
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5 comments:

Suz said...

I would shut up and take the million!

LOLA said...

Darling, Send me the million. I'm deserving. And the story of your bravery really, really turned me on. Looking forward to receiving the money. Cash. Small bills. Drive here with it if you ever want to see Mrs. Coffeypot and the grandchildren again. I almost said Mrs. Coffeypot only and then I realized you might tell me to keep her so I added the grandchildren, knowing you would not give them up. But Mrs. Coffeypot and I would probably have a marvelous time comparing notes on your lovemaking techniques.

Love,
Lola

And I did not purposely type in black. Blogger made me do it and wouldn't cooperate.

Coffeypot said...

Lola, if you take my wife, we will negotiate. If you take my grand-kids, I will hunt you down and be on you like stink on shit. And you are right, Judy and you could have a field day comparing notes. And I would grade out with an A from both of you.

LOLA said...

Keep dreaming Darling.

Love,
Lola

Lil Dreamer said...

Screw the money! I just want you to make me an purse outta that gator hide!!

BTW - I'm still here Coffey I just changed my name. Ya know, taking on a new identity these days...

I would leave you for the world!!