They have joined the Clio and the Taurus...
Renault 'Clio'
Ford 'Taurus'
To form...
The Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
9 comments:
Now where did I put Tiger's nine-iron?
I knew where this was headed!
Love,
Lola
Me too Lola. I have to make sure Coffey never gets around my husband, they are two peas in a pod.
Oh, you dirty dawg, you!!!!
Hahaha. Replace EACH year? Really? We have such a short shelf life..
Hmmm new to the blog..but I can't help but say:
Bite Me!
Hugs~
Haha. Very funny. Saw that one coming.
Damn, gurls...take it seriously why don't cha.
And Sush, welcome to the coffeypot and do you have any particular place you would like me to bit you?
Whoah, quite a lot of rowdy ladies commenting over here. (Heh heh.) Great post, Shipmate!
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