Sunday, November 06, 2011

Sexy Blogger Award


I have received a few awards from some amazing bloggers over the past few years, but this has to take the cake.  There is this awesome lady over at <a href="http://michelecsw.blogspot.com">The Reckmonster</a> is a shrink who works with our vets and one of my heroes.    Michelle not only gives of her time, but she fights for our guys, too.  And she is also pretty damn hot.  And this hot lady sent me this ward…


















I have to say, she does have a good eye for hunks of hotness.  But she sent it to me because she seems to think I am more than I really am simply because I rode a Navy ship for a few years and not because she wants to do deep knee bends over the ole Coffeypole.   Far from it!

And in accepting this award I am supposed to pass this ‘totally without sexual desire’ (my ass) award along to some other bloggers.  For those of you who have read me for a while, you know I do not pass on awards if I have to pick out one outstanding blogger over another.   Won’t do it!  And since I don’t hold any kind of romantic feelings for any of my male bloggers, they are totally safe from me even considering sending it on to them.

However, you ladies are a different matter.  I do love me some ladies.  So this is for all you lovelies out there with wanting, panting desire from me.  Platonically, of course!  Dammit!

Love all y’all Long Time!

12 comments:

Rita said...

I call BS. Here I thought I was going to get some sexy blogger award ESPECIALLY after my post on the Giada/Roker incident, but NO. You went all pc on us and didn't choose ONE.

That's it. I'm done with you.

I will now be consulting my attorney, Gloria Allred, so as I told my friend Average Joe, better lawyer-up buddy. You're blog is now a hostile blogging environment and I fully intend to take advantage of my outrafe.

Rita said...

*outrage*

Coffeypot said...

Rita, I could imagine the spittle flying out of your mouth with the outrafe comment. That is one of the reasons I loves ya so much. Cute when you're mad. And go ahead and bring Gloria along. She'll fall in love with me, too.

LOLA said...

I already know I'm one sexy bitch. I don't need an award to prove it.

Love,
Lola

Suz said...

Me! Me! Pick me!

Rita said...

Hey, at least my typo wasn't "outrape", now THAT would have been crossing the line.

And why would anyone want Gloria Allred to fall for them? That would be like fantasizing about Nancy Pelosi. {shudder}

I'm beginning to question your taste in women.

Suz: Shhhh. You're supposed to play hard to get.

Coffeypot said...

Girls, girls, this is why I am sending the award to all of you. What if I only had to choose, say, six of you. How can I do that when you are all special and great in your own way. Won't do it.

And Rita, all Pelosi would be good for is head. That would shut her up for a while.

Coffeypot said...

Damn, Rita. I meant Allred. I don't know how Pelosi got in there. I wouldn't even want head from her.

Rita said...

OH MY MOG. Now THAT's what I call a Freudian slip.

We're supposed to be flattered by overtly pc bs from someone who fantasizes about getting head from Pelosi? I think I would have more respect for you if you had accidentally typed Barney Frank.

Coffeypot said...

Barny's mouth and ass is like I-20. It's been traveled too many times for me to enjoy a smooth ride. Besides, I am totally committed to the pleasure of and pleasuring women.

Actually Pelosi and Allred would not be for pleasure...more of a take that kind of thing.

That Janie Girl said...

DANG.

Seriously?

That is too freakin' funny!

Harshit Walia said...

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