Sunday, December 25, 2011

Today Is The Day - Remember Why














 
Money’s Tight
Times Are Hard
Here’s your
Fucking Christmas Card

Yep! Me again! Made during a lull in my Pet Smart Christmas Gig a couple of years ago.

However, contrary to the above statement I do wish you a happy Christmas and fun with your family.  But don’t forget the reason for the season.  Jesus beat the stuffing out of Santa.  How?





















The Reason For The Season

Santa lives at the North Pole ...
JESUS is everywhere.

Santa rides in a sleigh ...
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.

Santa comes but once a year ...
JESUS is ever present.

Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
JESUS supplies all your needs.

Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks,
and then enters your heart when invited.

You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.

Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.

Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is
"Hi little boy or girl, what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew your name before you were born...
Not only does He know our name,
He knows our address too.
He knows our history and future and
He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.

Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
JESUS has a heart full of love.

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
JESUS offers Health, Help and Hope.

Santa says "You better not cry" ...
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you."

Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts,
repairs broken homes and builds mansions.

Santa may make you chuckle but ...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.

Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree...
The cross.

Put Christ Back In Christmas...
Jesus Is Still The Reason For The Season!

And thanks to the troops, airmen and sailors all over the world for being there and making it safe for us to enjoy ourselves here.  You are not forgotten and are appreciated.

Now go and enjoy your day.


9 comments:

NavyOne said...

Merry Christmas Coffeypot to you, your readers, and your family!

Coffeypot said...

Thank you, N1. And the same back atcha.

Suz said...

Right back atcha, Coffeypot! Merry Christmas1

Chatty Crone said...

Merry Christmas. sandie

Lil Dreamer said...

Well done Coffey!! OXOX

Gia said...

Very nice. Merry Christmas!

Venom said...

Coffey , this is Awesome. Totally loved it.
You make a pretty 'hip' Santa too. bet you have all the gals looking for a little laptime...

LOLA said...

I like Jesus best.

Love,
Lola

Not So Simply Single said...

YEAH JESUS!