Saturday, December 10, 2011

TSA Report

















Year-end statistics!
Airport Screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered – 0
Transvestites – 133
Hernias – 1,485
Hemorrhoids – 3,172
Enlarged Prostates – 8,249
Breast Implants – 59,350
Natural Blonds – 3
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