Witticisms of Ignorance - Or How I Live My Day

It’s not whether you win or lose,

But how you place the blame.

We have enough youth,

How about a ‘Fountain of Smart.’

The original point and click interface

Was a Smith and Wesson.

A fool and his money

Can throw one hell of a party.

When blonds have more fun

Do they know it?

Learn From Your Parents Mistake

Use Birth Control

Money isn’t everything,

But it keeps the kids in touch.

Don’t drink and drive,

You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don’t succeed,

Then Skydiving isn’t for you.

Reality is only an illusion

That occurs due to lack of alcohol.

We were born, naked, wet and hungry,

Then things got worse.

Red Meat is not bad for you.

Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.

Ninety nine percent of all lawyers

Give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

To produce reproductive organs.

Alabama’s state motto:

At least we aren’t Mississippi

Artificial intelligence is no

Match for natural stupidity.

The latest survey shows that

Three out of four people make

Up 75% of the population.

Congressmen should wear

Uniforms like NASCAR drivers

So we can tell who their corporate sponsors are.