A little boy got on the bus and set next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked him why he had his collar on backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father…’
The little boy said, ‘My dad doesn’t wear his collar like that.’
The priest looked up from his book and said, ‘I am a Father of many.’
The boy said, ‘My dad is the father of 4 boys and 4 girls and 2 grand-kids and he still doesn’t wear his collar backward.’
The priest, getting impatient, said, ‘I am the Father of hundreds’ and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while then leaned over and said, ‘Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.’