Friday, January 27, 2012

A Kid Has The Answer
















A little boy got on the bus and set next to a man reading a book and noticed the man had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked him why he had his collar on backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father…’

The little boy said, ‘My dad doesn’t wear his collar like that.’

The priest looked up from his book and said, ‘I am a Father of many.’

The boy said, ‘My dad is the father of 4 boys and 4 girls and 2 grand-kids and he still doesn’t wear his collar backward.’

The priest, getting impatient, said, ‘I am the Father of hundreds’ and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while then leaned over and said, ‘Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.’

6 comments:

Janie Junebug said...

HA! Very clever, especially with all the problems with priests.

Love,
Janie

j-tony said...

Funny

Venom said...

OMG - a little clarification from the Father might've gone a long way to not scarring the kid for life.
But then again, the kid that young who can give advice on condom usage probably spins his head 360 degrees as well.

Beau's Mom said...

I'm not only leery of priests, but little boys too. I look at both with a jaundiced eye and a twitching eyeball.

Coffeypot said...

Venom, of course it's a joke, but the first thing I though of was, he is a Priest and therefore a communicator, why didn't he use the opportunity to witness to the kid. Then I slapped my forehead with the palm of my hand...it's a joke, dummy.

BM, I, too, tend to doubt anyone who claims to be a preacher, priest or rabbi.

Momma Fargo said...

LMAO. Love it!

Maybe he should sing Pants On The Ground.