Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that indestructible stuff used to make the black box?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why is Congress the opposite of Progress (since con is the opposite of pro)?
Why do they call the airport ‘The Terminal’ if flying is so safe?