Sunday, February 26, 2012

Signs For The Times




















































































And Finally:

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker type steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he asked menacingly.

I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d cry.  I can’t stand to see a man cry.”

I looked at him and sniffed, “This is the worst day of my life.  I’m a complete failure.

I was late for a meeting and the boss fired me.

When I got to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen.  Then I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me.

So I came to this to work up the courage to put an end to it all.  So I buy a drink, drop a capsule in it and was satching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing.

But enough about me, how’s your day going?”


3 comments:

Janie Junebug said...

The joke is hilarious. My favorite sign is the one about the dog and cat. I like cats, but they're never really trustworthy.

Love,
Janie

Suz said...

I like the copilot's checklist.

lorraine said...

The "State Prison Do not pick up hitchhikers" is a real state of Texas sign. I saw it when I was driving from San Antonio to the AF base my son was stationed it for pilot training. I laughed my ass of at it then and now. Thanks.