Sunday, February 26, 2012

Signs For The Times

And Finally:

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker type steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha gonna do about it?” he asked menacingly.

I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d cry.  I can’t stand to see a man cry.”

I looked at him and sniffed, “This is the worst day of my life.  I’m a complete failure.

I was late for a meeting and the boss fired me.

When I got to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen.  Then I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

I found my wife with another man, and then my dog bit me.

So I came to this to work up the courage to put an end to it all.  So I buy a drink, drop a capsule in it and was satching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing.

But enough about me, how’s your day going?”


Janie Junebug said...

The joke is hilarious. My favorite sign is the one about the dog and cat. I like cats, but they're never really trustworthy.


Suz said...

I like the copilot's checklist.

lorraine said...

The "State Prison Do not pick up hitchhikers" is a real state of Texas sign. I saw it when I was driving from San Antonio to the AF base my son was stationed it for pilot training. I laughed my ass of at it then and now. Thanks.