Monday, April 16, 2012


Dentist's Hymn --------------- Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn --------- There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ----------- The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn ------------ Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn ----------- There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn --------- Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ----------- Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn -------- I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn ------------- Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn -------- Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn ----------- Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn -------------- I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Doctor's Hymn ------------- The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph ---- God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ---- Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ---- This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ---- Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph --- Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see the jokes.
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.


Venom said...

Where was the Banker's Hymn?
Ah forget it, I think I can guess...

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

Some of the best puns I've seen in awhile haha.

NavyOne said...

Ha ha, good ones. What about a blogger's hymn?

Coffeypot said...

Venom, how about, ‘Jesus (I) Paid It All’ or ‘Saved, Saved’

N1, how about, ‘We Gather Together’ or ‘I Love To Tell The Story’

Ed Bonderenka said...