Monday, April 16, 2012

DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?
















Dentist's Hymn --------------- Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn --------- There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn ----------- The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn ------------ Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn ----------- There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn --------- Standing on the Promises

Optometrist's Hymn ----------- Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn -------- I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn ------------- Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn -------- Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn ----------- Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn -------------- I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Doctor's Hymn ------------- The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

55 mph ---- God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ---- Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ---- This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ---- Lord, I'm Coming Home

100 mph --- Precious Memories


Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see the jokes.
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folks.

5 comments:

Venom said...

Where was the Banker's Hymn?
Ah forget it, I think I can guess...

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

Some of the best puns I've seen in awhile haha.

NavyOne said...

Ha ha, good ones. What about a blogger's hymn?

Coffeypot said...

Venom, how about, ‘Jesus (I) Paid It All’ or ‘Saved, Saved’

N1, how about, ‘We Gather Together’ or ‘I Love To Tell The Story’

Ed Bonderenka said...

Excellent.