Finally the American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's health care package.
The Allergists were in favor of scratching it.
The Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
The Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter".
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
The Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas.
The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.