Saturday, August 11, 2012

John's Sayings

“I have diamonds, clubs, and spades,” said John heartlessly.

“I’m the butcher’s assistant,” said John cuttingly.

"Don’t you have any oranges or apples?” John asked fruitlessly.

“Someday, I want to teach at a university,” John professed.

“I can’t remember anything from the last 24 hours,” said John lackadaisically.

“Elvis is dead,” said John expressly.

“I hate this Chardonnay.” John whined.

“A man almost died with two plastic horses up his ass.” John said he was stable.

“Yes a Kola is a bear” clamed John because he has all the qualifications.


NavyOne said...

Hmm, sounds like a lot of navel gazing, said the Navy guy. . .

Old NFO said...

LOL, good ones!

Symdaddy said...

John's almost as smart as I am!

Coffeypot said...

N1, aye, aye!
Old NFO, I'll be here all week.
Symdaddy,pretty close, John said smartly.