Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The Halloween Party


















Last year Judy and I were invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.  However, Judy got a terrible headache and told me to go to the party alone.  I, being the ever devoted husband, protested.  But she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed.  She said that there was no need for my good time being spoiled by not going.  So I took my costume and away I went.

After sleeping soundly for one hour, Judy awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.  In as much as I did not know what her costume looked like, she thought she would have some fun by watching me to see how I acted when she was not around.  She joined the party and soon spotted me cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick I could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

Judy went up to me and, being a rather seductive babe herself, I dumped my partner high and dry and devoted my time to the new stuff that had just arrived.  She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since she knew it was me.  Finally I whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, Judy slipped away, went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation I would make for my behavior.

She was sitting up reading when I came in and asked what kind of a time I had had.   I said, "Oh the same old thing.  You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

I replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.  When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.  But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a real good time!"

We're staying home this year...


 This has nothing to do with the story, I just thought it was a cool costume...


4 comments:

Lil Dreamer said...

Ha! Good one! Happy Halloween!

Janie Junebug said...

You are incorrigible, mister.

Love,
Janie

Old NFO said...

LOL, good one! :-)

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