Above
is a picture of the new world record whitetail buck.
It was taken by the cousin of a co-worker’s
sister’s uncle’s best friend’s son-in-law’s niece’s hairdresser’s neighbor’s
ex-boyfriend’s oldest nephew. Reportedly
it will score 2603 1/8 by B&C standard and was shot in West Texas on a
really windy day, 85 degrees downhill, around a curve at 900 yards with a .22
cal. rifle.
Supposedly,
this deer had killed a Brahma Bull, two Land Rovers, and six Jehovah’s Witnesses
in the last two weeks alone. They said
it was winning a fight with Bigfoot when it was shot. And it has also been confirmed that the buck
had been seen drinking discharge water from a nuclear power plant.
All
this has been checked and confirmed by Snopes, so it has to be true. Honest!
Would
I lie to you? I’m not married to ya, so
I don’t have to lie.
Trust
me, Peeps!
5 comments:
Now that's a classic!
LOL, yep classic BS! :-)
Wait a minute. I'm confused that can't possibly be real, can it? (This coming from the gal that believed her mother had eyes in the back of until she was fourteen)
*In back of her head*... sorry I got distracted when I started thinking about the feeling of complete violation when I actually searched through her hair in the back of her head and found nothing. That was when I was twelve. She fooled me for another two years after that when she told me they were invisible too. (I can't wait until she goes senile - then it's payback time!)
Suz, sho nuf.
Old NFO that's the best kind.
LD, my mom tried that with me. But I knew she was bullshitting because I stood behind her and shot her a bird and she didn't even know I was there.
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