Thursday, January 31, 2013

Easy Riding My Way





















Here's the new bike I got me for Valentine’s Day.  Handles like a dream, recoil is not as bad as I thought it would be and I get about 38mpg.

This should answer any further questions about where I stand in regards to Obama's reference to the "gun totin', conservatives". 

Cost was a little steep but traffic has been better, and I am no longer afraid to ride into downtown Atlanta.

10 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

That's good mileage. Do you burn regular or premium?

Ducky said...

I need one of these. I don't care how many corners I have to work. It's would kick ass! I have the perfect strap on to wear while riding it. I'm so excited!

Lil Dreamer said...

Wow is that a giant dildo strapped to the back??!! Sweet! Nothing compliments guns like a big cock, know what I mean?? Yeah... I bet you do!! ;)

J-Tony said...

Bad Ass Bike Coffeypot. Very Mad Max of you. Just remember not to smile as you're riding around downtown. Don't want to get bugs in your teeth....

Old NFO said...

Yeah, but how many ROUNDS per mile??? :-)

lotta joy said...

If I bring my own hand grenades, can I be the 'bitch on back'?

Coffeypot said...

Well Seasoned...only the best for my babe.

Ducky...Ducky, I'm sure the highway to and from your assignments would be littered with metal and human parts.

LD...I do know. I watch porn all the time.

J-T...Mad Max wrote me a letter saying he wanted to friends and could he please come over for a ride.

O-NFO...at 120mph, only one is needed. It will pass through three or four idiots.

LJ...YOU don't need anything, just hang on real tight...hold on the the saddle horn so to speak.

Momma Fargo said...

My what big guns you hsve there, Coffey1

CI-Roller Dude said...

Great rig! I'm trying to figure out how you'd carry enough ammo to keep them mini guns running for more than half a second.

Coffeypot said...

Dude, I'm thinking side-car.