Sunday, May 19, 2013

The Powerball













Great news, Peeps!

I didn’t win the record breaking Powerball last night.

My life hasn’t changed; I’m still normal (or my normal).

I still can’t afford to pay attention, but I will be able to sleep without stress tonight, too.

Sadly, though, I will try again next time. 

With all that money I will be able to afford treatment for stress… while on my yacht in the Mediterranean.

7 comments:

Momma Fargo said...

Well...I didn't win either. I didn't buy a ticket. I have no yacht nor other word that gets stuck in my throat because it's too snotty.

Coffeypot said...

MF, I bet if you won six hundred million dollars in the Powerball you would be spitting out those snotty words right and left.

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Don't know about a yacht but there is a Fairchild 24 in Trade A Plane that would find a new home.

Janie Junebug said...

I don't buy lottery tickets. I would never win. I've never won at anything.

Love,
Janie

Mike Golch said...

the best i ever did was a grand 30 some years ago nothing since

Lil Dreamer said...

Coffey you've already hit the jackpot with Judy. You can't expect to strike gold twice in one lifetime!! ;)

Momma Fargo said...

Rats...I was hoping it was you that won the lottery. I am not a fan of politicians.