Words

Words: Their actual meanings…

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

SINGLE:
A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

DEMOCRACY:
The freedom to elect our own dictators.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

STUDYING:
The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby. 

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

IGNORANCE:
The ability to reject something you know nothing about. 

BACON:

The main reason we are not a vegetarian.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape that got too much sun.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.