Friday, May 16, 2014

Dana Ain't Fru Fru

I have the sweet old lady friend who cusses like a sailor, carries with conceal permit, from Indiana but lives unhappily in ‘God’s Watiting Room’, FL, and is so talented that I want to hate her… but I can’t.  She laughs at my jokes, and I need to keep people like that around.

Her name is Dana and you can read her dirval… uh, post over at  Go visit and be preared to laugh, cry, ooh and awh you ass off.

Anyways, one of her artistic talents is making personal cards for everybody – mostly women.  And her cards are Fru Fru cards that women like.  So I told her about it.

What does she do, makes me a Non-Fru Fru card and sent it to me.  Why, if we both weren’t so happily married, I’d give her some.

So do yourself a favor and mosy over and read her shit… uh… stuff.  Scroll back a few months and look at some of her charcoal drawings.  She got talent!

Thank you, hot stuff.


Ain't she great!


Jess said...

She's one of those "special" people. Of course, she would think I was referring to those that ride in the short bus, but that's how she thinks.

She's not only talented, she's a published author, could paint beautiful artwork on turds, sell them for a profit, spit in your eye and you'd love the attention.

Plus she's hot....don't tell Joe I wrote this. He looks like he could kick my butt.

lotta joy said...

See? When you write about me, you get Jess and no one else. Sorry if I jinxed you. Hope you liked the card. I was gonna insert a nude photo but I knew you'd make some comment about the fish smelling up the card. And I didn't move from Illinois. (God. Wouldn't EVERYONE move from Illinois?) I moved from the sainted state of INDIANA. Love you, ya old fart.

lotta joy said...

Wait........I just read Jess's comment. I'm HOT? Holy crap in a cathedral!! He thinks I'm HOT!!!

Gotta love a blind man.

Coffeypot said...

Jess, Joe knows she's a hottie. That's why he sits on the couch with the shotgun across his lap.

LJ, I made the change. Sorry about that. But to be honest, both states are Yankee states... all the same.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Coffeypot effort to keep Dana blogging.
Drive up traffic.
More comments to get lost in.

Practical Parsimony said...

I wondered who Daina was. It's Dana. But, if you said I was hot, I would not care how you spelled my name. I was hot!

The fish card is very pretty. You are lucky.

Coffeypot said...

Thank you, P.P. I fixed it. And you are hot.

Old NFO said...

Very nice! And yep, she's good folks!

Gorilla Bananas said...

I really wish I knew what Fru Fru meant. It sounds pretty kinky, even for the jungle.

Coffeypot said...

O.F. She is that.

G.B. Fru Fru is sissified, limp wristed, girly stuff. Think Mario Cantone.

Furry Bottoms said...

So you all know, Coffeypot said one of my cards was fru fru. It might have been, yes, but hey, Dana liked it. Good enough. Even though this fish card is not "fru-fru" it is still very pretty. And her statement in the card cracked me up.

Momma Fargo said...

That is wonderful.

Stephanie Faris said...

That card is beautiful! I'll go check out her blog.