TEN PARAPROSDOKIANS TO TICKLE YOUR BRAIN
Where there is a will, I want to be in it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright – until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.
In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify…” I put “Doctor!”