Sunday, January 18, 2015

Paraprosdokians















TEN PARAPROSDOKIANS TO TICKLE YOUR BRAIN

Where there is a will, I want to be in it.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it’s still on my list.

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright – until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.

I didn’t say it was your fault.  I said I was blaming you.

In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, notify…” I put “Doctor!”

 
There are hundreds, maybe thousands more.  Go for it.