Weeweechu Big Time

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."

Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.

Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.

Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."

Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

 and a Happy New Year."

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

The Villages

The Villages

I’m not so sure these are real personal ads, but knowing that Dana and Joe are down there, they could very well be true. 

Personal ads in the local “The Villages” newspaper.  The Villages is the retirement area just south of Ocala, FL, that has one of the highest VD rates in the state and the highest consumption of Viagra…which conjurs up the pitiful image of a guy with an erection who can’t remember what it’s for.  Anyways, here are the ads:

FOXY LADY:  Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4” (used to be 5’6”), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.  Matching whit shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:  Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.  Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERNITY NOW:  I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.  If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:  Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES:  I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro and Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.  If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:  I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.  If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

MINT CONDITION:  Mal, 1032, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, and valves.  Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Out Of Wack

I feel like shit!

I have done nothing the last two days but sleep, peep, take aspirin and Sign Off and sleep.

I have a softball between my eyes and I can’t breathe.  Only slightly achy, but no energy.

I’ll be back to give you a tickle or two later on. 

In the meantime, if I don’t make it back, I wish you all a fun and Merry Christmas. 

Later, Peeps!

Witticisms of Ignorance - Or How I Live My Day

It’s not whether you win or lose,

But how you place the blame.

We have enough youth,

How about a ‘Fountain of Smart.’

The original point and click interface

Was a Smith and Wesson.

A fool and his money

Can throw one hell of a party.

When blonds have more fun

Do they know it?

Learn From Your Parents Mistake

Use Birth Control

Money isn’t everything,

But it keeps the kids in touch.

Don’t drink and drive,

You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don’t succeed,

Then Skydiving isn’t for you.

Reality is only an illusion

That occurs due to lack of alcohol.

We were born, naked, wet and hungry,

Then things got worse.

Red Meat is not bad for you.

Green, fuzzy meat is bad for you.

Ninety nine percent of all lawyers

Give the rest a bad name.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge

To produce reproductive organs.

Alabama’s state motto:

At least we aren’t Mississippi

Artificial intelligence is no

Match for natural stupidity.

The latest survey shows that

Three out of four people make

Up 75% of the population.

Congressmen should wear

Uniforms like NASCAR drivers

So we can tell who their corporate sponsors are.

Doing My Christmas Thing - Again

(Yes, that's me and I believe the GIECO Gecko from last year.)

Been busy doing my Santa thing at Pet Smart again.

The above picture is from last year when some kid bought this lizard and wanted a Santa picture with it.  No shit, Peeps.  I've have pictures made with bat-shit crazy cats, gold fish, ferrets, a couple of parrots of some kind (big and colorful) and a turtle.

I did make a few pictures of this year, especially one of Judy on my lap, with my phone but I am having trouble sending it to my email.  When I get if fixed I'll post that one, too.

But it's fun and I have not been bitten or attacked...yet.  Pissed and pooped on, scratched and threatened, but not bitten.

The biggest problem is the dumb owners (parents).  Like last Saturday I had this little terrier in my lap who did not want to be there.  I was able to calm him down long enough to get a couple of good pictures, but you can only keep their attenton for so long.  So he started struggling and whining and yelping and I am fighting to hold on to him while his dumb-assed mom just stood there watching us.  The terrier did try to nip my finger and I said, a little loudly for Santa, 'Mom, you have to come get him now.  He's had enough of Santa.'  I felt like throwing a Johnny Unitus pass to the front of the store, but...well...it's not the dog's fault.

So I 'Chuck Norris' the mom.  Okay! I didn't, but I sure wanted to.

Anyhohoho, it raises a few bucks for Dr. Amber's rescue and spay and neutering program.  So I guess I can put up with it for another year.

You can help, too, by helping out your area shelters and giving some forever homes to some awesome critters (and hopefully put some of the puppy mills out of business.)

Later, Peeps!

Oh Holy Night by John Berry

Peeps,

Back in ought eight I posted this by John Berry.  To me it is the greates Christmas song ever written and I don't think anybody can do it better than John.

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Again, blogger won't let me post from YouTube for some reason.  I hate it because there is so much I would like to share with you...if you like my kind of music - which is moslty anything excerpt RAP and JAZZ.

It you can't copy and past, try the YouTube address,

http://youtu.be/zq9c4C2573o

You will be glad you did.