Thursday, January 10, 2008

MEME of 4's

I was tagged by Mary Stebbins Taitt over at No Polar Coordinates to do this meme. It is a List of fours.

1) 4 Jobs you have had:
1. Coca Cola Route Salesman/Sales Manager
2. Route Salesman selling Draft Beer.
3. Line Production Supervisor in Blow Mold Plastic Industry.
4. Financial Analyst.

2) 4 Jobs you would like to have had:
1. Lawyer.
2. FBI or CIA Agent
3. Professional Hit Man for the Mafia or the Government or the IRS.
4. Quality Control Inspector in a Whore House.

3) 4 Places I have lived:
1. Atlanta, Georgia
2. Long Beach, California
3. Smyrna/Marietta, Georgia
4. In my own dream world.
4) 4 Places I have been on vacation:
1. The Orlando tourist trap area.
2. Charleston, SC
3. Savannah, GA
4. All over the Caribbean.

5) 4 Places I would like to be now instead of here:
1. At sea on a cruse with Sweet Tea and the grandkids.
2. Japan
3. In the quality control room at the Whore House.
4. Where ever my mind takes me.

6) 4 Favorite foods:
1. Hamburgers
2. Spring Salads with grilled chicken breast.
3. Mexican.
4. Steaks.

7) 4 Things I like to do?
1. Read.
2. Do Crossword Puzzles
3. Beat the wife.
4. Get Christmas Cards from the Emergency Room personnel where I go for treatment after I beat the wife. She doesn’t go for it much.

4 People who might or might not respond in kind.
George Bush, Dali Lama, O.J. Simpson, Dr. Phill

12 comments:

Jane said...

Beat the wife....hahahahaha okay that cracked me up because I'm sure that is something you would never do

HoosierGirl5 said...

Quality Control Inspector in a Whore House?

What are your qualifications for this position?

J.

Olly said...

Great answers. I guess it's ok to say "beat the wife" with sweet tea away? I'm telling!!!

coffeypot said...

jane, thanks for stopping by, and only if I am in the mood to have my ass kicked to the corner and back.

hootergirl, I am pretty good at the basics but can push to the edge of the envelope if need be and I have a keen since of smell and taste.

olly, I know she is away. Why else do you think I could get away with saying it.

Pamela said...

beat the wife? At what? Cards?

katy said...

man you have the ability to make me laugh at all times!
Beat the Wife, i would bet you have never beat her at anything LOL!

coffeypot said...

pamela & katy, have you noticed that most all the comments have mentioned beating the wife. You women take that topic serious. No! I don't beat the wife. She would kick my ass if I tried. Violence is not the answer. My motto is, "The world will never be safe until we kill all the violent people." Interesting, Huh?

Jim Latchford said...

My most cherished job that I would like? Chief loan office in a sperm bank. (i wish!)

Beth said...

You always make me giggle, Uncle.

Burfica said...

you eat mexicans????

coffeypot said...

Jim, do you take night deposits?

Beth, just call me uncle giggle. Does Page and your Aunt Judy still lurk? Oor have they given up on me, or have I grossed them out?

burfica, only the senoritas.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Oh God, I somehow missed this, what a HOOT!! LOL!

I like your diet better than mine!