This will explain a great deal about the two different brain thought patterns of men and women.
Any thoughts on the subject?
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18 comments:
This is hilarous and soo true! I just discovered your blog and love reading it!
b wiens, thanks for stopping by. Do you have a blog handle? I would like to read some of your stuff. Paraguay? Why?
Oh so very, very true, and now I know why men like fishing!!!
Oh coffey again you are dead on with this one. hehehehehe
My husband did NOTHING all day yesterday and he was in trouble the entire time. hehehehe
This IS DEFINITELY HILARIOUS! Ha ha ha LOL ROTFLOL!
There's some loud music playing that makes it hard to hear though. I don't know if that is part of it. Or maybe there is something wrong with my computer. The music is louder than the talking.
I'm going to try it again.
Welcome back, glad you had a safe trip--you must be safe, if you are posting, right?
I think there is a LOT of truth to that analogy! LOL!
I watched it again, fabulous. This time I could actually HEAR it clearly, there must have been a virtual wire crossed last time.
I think it's all true and hilarious.
I'll tell you what, though.
In the center of my ball of wires is a spherical space, and at the center of that space is . . . nothing.
It's a bit hard to get to through all those wires, but I can do it and sometimes do. Not nearly often enough.
When BB zones out into his nothing box, he usually falls asleep. Sleeping is his favorite nothing box and he does a LOT of that kind of nothing.
While he's sleeping on the couch, I stay up--bzzzt, bzzt, bzzt, connecting my wires and buzzing with thoughts, plans, activities.
Katy, I don't like fishing. I watch TV to get the same lost effect.
burfica, I feel sorry for you hubby. He's not PW, he's more like GTSBOO. Gets The Shit Beat Out Of….
Mary, when I hear this bzzt, bzzt, I go looking for the Raid to kill that buzzing sob. Sweet Tea asks me why my eye is ticking and my head is jerking, but I tell her, "Shhuuuu! I'm going to kill me a bee or something." She runs out the door.
So true. Probably explains why my husband can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. Me? Can't sleep most nights - too much bzz-bzz=bzz!
Coffeypot, No spraying RAID around me--that stuff is TOXIC!
Besides, my buzzing is inside my brain where you, in your nothing box, can't hear it!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Joe and his wife Ann listened to the instructor,
'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and
dislikes.'
He addressed the man,
'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?'
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, 'It's
Pillsbury, isn't it?
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for
your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's li ke this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so does she.
(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men..
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee.'
Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that
the man should do the coffee.'
Husband replies, 'I can't bel ieve that, show me.'
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at
the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to
wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a
piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he
had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece
Heehee, Olly, or wake up in the middle of the night, and listen to hubby snoring (probably what woke us up in the first place), then can't get back to sleep b/c of the bzzbzzt. Did that last night. T
Mary, that is some funny stuff. You should post them on your blog. There is no need to hide them in my comments section. They deserve their on place on your blog. BTW, I am emailing them to my nonblogger friends.
Not sure you visit my place, but on Friday, I'll have posted drawings of a man's brain and a woman's brain...based on empirical evidence, of course.
This was so funny, too true.
I donate them to you--post away if you want.
And you are welcome to them. :-D
Piano Boy is sick. Hope viruses can't cross the internet.
Hope I don't get it. Yeah, I know, I'm already sick. LOL!
True! True!
Glad you're back! I actually missed you. A little scary, huh?
It may be funny.
But I don't care.
NLL, I've missed you too, darling. Just don't tell NLM, it will be our secret.
BD, care about what? Our brains? Are you fishing again?
That video has to be a classic. I related to everything. And MST's contributions were classic, too.
I'm always amazed at the male ability to compartmentalize (or have a bunch of little boxes.) It's like the 8th wonder. There should be a scientific study.
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