Monday, April 28, 2008

SENIORS ARE WHERE IT'S AT

Coffeypot wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Coffeypot got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you.'

The girl looked at him and then said, 'NO.'

Coffeypot said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend. She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened?'

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all quarters!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

Moral lesson: Don’t underestimate us old dudes. WE GOT WAYS!

ON THE OTHER HAND WE SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION'S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!
HEARING AIDS
BAND AIDS
ROLL AIDS
WALKING AIDS
MEDICAL AIDS
GOVERNMENT AIDS
MOST OF ALL, MONETARY AID TO THEIR KIDS!

9 comments:

RWA said...

$200 in quarters...Ha!!!!!!!!

Christine said...

Lucky you didn't have pennies...you would have given yourself a heart attack.

Old Lady said...

You promised not to tell!!!

Tookie Tail said...

Ha! Good one, Coffeypot!

e.Craig Crawford said...

You clever dog!

coffeypot said...

rwa, she had to be a blond - seeing all those quarters and knowing what is about to happen...

christine, I would have gone out with a smile on my face.

OL, If I was ever blessed to have a sampling of your Savannah Smuffing, I would be yelling from the highest rooftops. I would be bragging to the world. I might even show pictures.

tookie, its funny how people our age resemble most of the comments, huh?

e.craig, does 'clever dog' refer to the position or my genius.

Terry said...

I didn't see the punchline coming!
But that made me LOL even more.
The thing is....I've got loads of loose change all in a jar. I knew it might come in handy one day - I just didn't know why.

e.Craig Crawford said...

In your case .. both. Not to mention your face.

GrizzBabe said...

45 Minutes? Boy, you seniors do have ways!