Tuesday, May 20, 2008


My sister, Stephen, sent this to me. It is a collection of sayings on plaques that can be hung on a wall or placed on a desk. Some of them hit pretty close to home for me.

I just wanted you to know that I have entered the Snap Dragon phase of my life.
Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is dragging.

I don’t Skinny Dip;
I Chunky Dunk!

I only have a kitchen
because it came with the house.

I’m not 60 something;
I’m $54.95 plus shipping and handling.

I don’t have hot flashes;
I have Short, Private Vacations in the Tropics.

A balance diet is…
Chocolate in both hands.

Born Free!
Now I’m Expensive!


Burfica said...

oh man I so chunky dunk too. lmao

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

oh man I so chunky dunk too!!! :-(

Definitely close to home, but, what a riot!

e.Craig Crawford said...

My "get up and go" has not got up and went .. but I sure ain't as fast as I once was. You might say I'm half fast. ;-)

e.Craig Crawford said...

And that's not to be confused with my half assed Indian friend. He's a Semihole. ;-)