My sister, Stephen, sent this to me. It is a collection of sayings on plaques that can be hung on a wall or placed on a desk. Some of them hit pretty close to home for me.
I just wanted you to know that I have entered the Snap Dragon phase of my life.
Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is dragging.
I don’t Skinny Dip;
I Chunky Dunk!
I only have a kitchen
because it came with the house.
I’m not 60 something;
I’m $54.95 plus shipping and handling.
I don’t have hot flashes;
I have Short, Private Vacations in the Tropics.
A balance diet is…
Chocolate in both hands.
Now I’m Expensive!
Even Columbo Is Stumped.... - sent in by reader John N!
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