Monday, May 19, 2008

Liver and Cheese

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The aroma in the air tells them she is expecting a suitor.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, panting and slobbering on themselves hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says "How well can you do?"

"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says....


Liver alone; cheese mine.
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Pamela said...

spoken like a true Chihuahua.
A young woman walks past our office every day at exactly 9 a.m. -- and she is carrying her chihuahua.

The fellows at work have started calling her 9:00 P*ris H*lton.

I think she works at a jewelry store - and her dog gets to go to work with her.

e.Craig Crawford said...

Cheese, Coffeypot .. you liver round where those dogs did that?

Coffeypot said...

No! I liver round the water treatment plant where it smells like someone cut the cheese.

Olly said...

I love those little dogs! I had one as a kid and it used to terrorize the doberman next door. Such an attitude!

Coffeypot said...

olly - the are a rat on steroids. But they are so loyal to their owner.

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

Awwww. . . . how cute. Nice story.

My daughter has two of 'em! They are cute and sweet.

Old Lady said...

Well...who got the poodle?