Saturday, July 12, 2008

The Amish Are Cool

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have
crapped in it.")

The kneeling man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred
tongue of Islam, speak in English."

The Amish farmer says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."


e.Craig Crawford said...

That naughty Amish farmer!

Burfica said...

maybe we could bottle it and sell it just to the islamic terrorists???

Olly said...

Love it!