I love my Country and Western music. I really like the older songs and some of the titles like, “Thank God and Greyhound You're Gone.” Below is a list of song titles sent to me by email and I thought you would enjoy them, too.
COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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9 comments:
Classic redneck tunes. They come back around every so often. Always fun to read again.
My first time seeing them, but I'm glad you enjoyed seeing them again.
Are those real songs?
lmao coffey I think I have heard all those.
It wouldn't surprise me if at some point in time those weren't "real" songs in one shape or form.
Funny stuff.
They are all good, but my favorite is the first one.
Oh man. That was the laugh that I needed. :)
I think 8 might be real if they all aren't.
10 is my fav...but it has been a while so my mind is a bit preoccupied. :-)
Grizzbabe, they should be.
Burfica, I’ve use some them when I was durnk.
RWA, Thanks, they are funny, but hitting close to home, too.
Olly, I like that one the best, too. Since I am Irish, I use to ask the ladies if they had a little Irish in them. If they said they didn’t, I would ask them if they would like to. Yeah! I know! It never worked other than to hone my reflexes dodging the slap.
Biddie, glad to help!
Christine, anything I can do to help?
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