Reunion Time

Hey, Peeps!  Judy and I are heading out to Virginia Beach, VA, today and will be at the Holiday Inn.

It is my ship’s Navy reunion and I will be spending time with some of the greatest guys walking (some rolling) and their wives and families.  I will be hobnobbing with men from WWII (hopefully), Korea and Vietnam as well as all the peacetime sailors like me (well, they aren’t like me.  They are great men.)

Stories (no lying allowed), laughs, and a few drinks will be had and heard.  And a tear or two will be shed for our Lost 74.

I will be checking in as much as I can, and I will try to remember to take some pictures. 

Anyway, y’all have a great week, and say a prayer for the guys and gals serving all over the world.  They are truly some of America’s best.

Later, Peeps!   

John's Nuts

I was over at Jim’s place, http://oldnfo.org/, and told him I would post a picture of my nuts.

It is kinda dated, but the jewels are there.

Chill, ladies, and don’t worry, they are a bit larger now.

You’re welcome, Jim.

PREGNANCY Q&A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No! 35 children is enough.

Q: I’m two months pregnant now.  When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth!

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure.  Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word “Alimony” means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have t have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week.  When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

Questons by Steven Wright

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite scientist who once said: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates. His mind sees things differently than most of us do. Here are some of his gems.  Some are funny, some are stupid, and some are quite mind boggling!

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend. But she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.
33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

Truly an amazing and unique person!   Maybe he should be a comedian…