A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
Living The Feral Irishman Lifestyle... Dust Yourself Off And Head Into The Pub... - *Lucky bastard, ain't he? I hope he plays the lottery.* *MORE HERE<<<*
6 hours ago