A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his penis, something she seemed to love to do.
Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?'
She replied, 'Because I really miss mine.'
F-15 loss, F18s. Up in the air.
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“saw ships, sank same” – As a bit of military alliteration, Donald Mason’s
that is a good one. According to Brian Garfield, who penned a good history
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6 comments:
Ewwwwww that's disgusting! Happy 4th to ya! :)
Yup, that would do it!
LOL not heard that one before, will be texting that one around thanks!
That's nasty.
Yeah! It would have ruined my day.
Even if you've never had one, stroking a penis is still fun!
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