Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Watch For Bears

 
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12 comments:

Mary Stebbins Taitt said...

YUP!

After we camped at the Black Canyon of the Gunnison where there were cougar warnings, and we made PB sleep in his own tent, a kid his age was dragged from his tent, mauled and killed.

Women hiking in Colorado where the Grizzlies are--and I saw some hiking alone there--are warned not to menstruate.

HUH?

Burfica said...

you don't have to run faster than the bear, just have to run faster than the other guy your with. hehehehehe

e.Craig Crawford said...

Knowing YOU .. I immediately wondered where this warning was headed. I was not disappointed.

Alekx said...

Ya know it's just the law of natural selection and well the poor bears gotta eat too.

If you gonna be dumb enough to go where there are bears, and sound and smell like food.....I'm just saying they ain't doing anything but bear stuff....

same with surfers, boogie borders and skiers in shark water. They look and sound like food therefore they are food.

coffeypot said...

mary, if I were a woman walking along on a trail in Colorado and I was menstruating and a bear came at me, blood wouldn't be the odor the bear would smell.

burfica, my sentiments exactly.

e.craig, I never disappoint. I just piss people off.

alekx, bears and sharks can do their bear and shark things all they want too as long as its not me they are doing it to.

teri said...

I love the outdoors but I tend to stay FAR AWAY from bear country.

Cap'n Ergo Jinglebollocks said...

I'm sorry, was I supposed to stand there and READ all that shit? Hell no! I've got big, greasy steaks to grill right there next to my tent!!

Olly said...

I rarely go anywhere that I am not at the top of the food chain!

Pamela said...

I believe it... grin

little wanderer said...

I love starting the day with a giggle, cheers coffeypot

Special K said...

hee hee hee hee

I care not to be in the vicinity of Grizzlies....but we've never had a run in with the black bears that roam in the smokies.
They do dig in dumpsters, and if you aren't quick enough unloading your groceries--you might see a bear diggin in your trunk.

clew said...

Now THAT! Is an awesome sign!