My Bohemian, artistic, life loving friend, Mary, sent this to me and I immediately thought of E.Carig and Brother Dave and their Macs.
Mejia was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'
Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.'
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister Manager, I am ready.'
The manager said, 'Go ahead.'
Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green and I pink it up, and say, ' Yellow, this is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a Microsoft call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him.
I know I have.
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