Friday, January 23, 2009



A fart, is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But that farts are all bad,
Is simply not true
We must never forget.......
Nice old farts like you!

Don't yeah just love beautiful poetry?
(sob, sniffle, sniffle)
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Scarlet said...

WOW! I want that done as a tapestry and placed on my wall!

Even the first verse tattooed on my butt.

Moooooog35 said...


THIS should have been read at the Inauguration instead of that stupid 'patching a tire' bullshit.

Burfica said...

I love that moooooog. hahahahaha

Pamela said...

old fart?
smells like a fresh one to me.

(my word verification is: realster)

bernthis said...

Wow, I'm going to read that one to the next guy I go on a date with

e.Craig Crawford said...

Your literary genius boggles my mind, Coffeypot.

Christine said...

How touching...